Whatever magic elixir of charm Pete Davidson is scoffing these days, we want in.
The man has managed to be linked to the best of the best, the absolute queens of queens of amazing women in showbusiness and, while he’s one successful lad in his own right so many have wondered one thing: how?
After the breakdown of his longterm relationship with Cazzie David, Pete has been linked with Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber and Phoebe Dynevor.
Kim Kardashian is the latest, after they were spotted holding hands while riding a rollercoaster at Knott’s Scary Farm in California over the Halloween weekend. While speculation was shot down as nothing more than two pals enjoying a rollercoaster, the smouldering embers of the rumours are still smoking away amid ‘date night’ photo sets in New York.
There have been so many memes and jokes about dating Pete apparently being a Hollywood ‘rite of passage’, while others claimed being on Saturday Night Live was a ‘gateway drug’ to being romantically linked with the comedian.
While we’re hardly in the market for taking the mick out of relationships – love is love, do your thing, and all that – the news has made many stop and ponder: what is it about this fella that has the ladies swooning?
Speaking about the potential Kim romance, Chrissy Teigen suggested it was Pete’s sense of humour that had the ladies lining up. Yep, that’s fair.
After that, his ex Kate liked a tweet musing on the notion while everyone is wondering how Pete is linked to so many legends, no one stopped to think maybe he has a king personality.
Bethenny Frankel previously offered her own theory on how Pete managed to land a bunch of immortals: ‘So I guess it’s clear that he shoots diamonds out of his penis?’ Even Ru Paul said he was sporting a ‘magnificent penis’ during an SNL skit.
That, dear reader, is some hardcore BDE (Big D**k Energy).
Pete previously said in response to his shimmering love life, ‘the world wants to punch me in the throat’. No, Pete, we just need answers.
What his exes have said about him
Ariana Grande
Despite the pair split, it seems they still have a lot of love for one another. And while together, Pete’s fiancee shared a hint as to why he seems to get the ladies.
During their relationship, the cheeky singer couldn’t help but praise her man’s penis size during a Q&A with fans over her new album, which might tell you some things.
On the release, there is an interlude named Pete Davidson, and when a fan questioned how long it was, she couldn’t help but shoot back an epic answer.
‘Like 10 inches?….oh f**k….I mean….like a lil over a minute,’ she joked.
Ariana may have deleted the tweet rather quickly, but Pete went on to say: ‘I don’t like that she talked all that s**t for my penis.
‘Everything is huge to her.
‘Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed.’
Still, he became the founding father of BDE, which became a description for those who are exuding confidence.
In a sweet way, Ariana later defended Pete amid backlash to their breakup: ‘I will always have irrevocable love for him and if you’ve gotten any other impression from my recent work, you might have missed the point.’
Cazzie David
Despite Pete allegedly breaking up with Cazzie over text before moving on with Ariana, the pair are on good terms, with the author thanking the comedian in her book, Nobody Asked For This.
She wrote in the acknowledgements: ‘Pete. I love you. Thank you for being encouraging when you did not have to be. Your bravery inspires me and your friendship means the world to me.’
What his mates say about him
According to castmate Kaley Cuoco, well, insiders speaking about Kaley Cuoco, to be precise, she thinks ‘he is hysterical and very sweet’ after starring together on Meet Cute.
They added: ‘They’ve gotten to know each other well. She has a lot of fun with him and they enjoy hanging out.’
What Pete’s said about his own dating life
Despite all this chatter about his, er, you know, Pete previously joked in his stand up that his penis is the size of ‘an average black d**k,’ so, you know, he’s contributing to this conversation himself.
The comic has also admitted in the past his opening line when chatting up ladies can be ‘intense and weird’ but he believes honesty is the best policy when it comes to chatting to a potential love interest.
He previously explained on Breakfast Club Power 105.1FM: ‘I am just very, very honest. I think what a lot of people do is they try to put on a version of themselves that they would like to be, eventually, that will unravel.
‘I just off the top I’m like, “Hey, I’m nuts. Here’s all my issues. Here’s what I do. Here’s the therapist. This is what happens.”’
Addressing people who don’t want their daughters (‘or mothers’) to date him, he insisted he was the best case scenario: ‘There’s a milion guys that look like me and I’m the only one with a job’
Still, like so many of us, the man just wants love.
In June last year he said Pete admitted he’s a ‘hopeless romantic’ and hopes he gets to find love ‘one day’.
The star said in a video chat with People: ‘I am a hopeless romantic.
‘I believe in true love and I believe in love and I think love is a great thing and I hope I’m fortunate enough to find that one day.’
Well, best of luck to you, pal.
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